Fun With Urban Dictionary

**L-Dubb's Disclaimer: Since Urban Dictionary is written entirely by teenagers, pot heads, and people with generally too much time on their hands, you'll probably need to wade through some questionable definitions and choose the one you're okay with the entire blog-o-sphere reading. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.**

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Directions: Answer each question by typing in your answer on Urbandictionary.com. You MUST use the first definition!**


1. Your name? Lindsay

• A girl who is hotter than the flames of hell.
• The marvelous and mysterious temptress from the land of eternal joy.
• A girl who is smarter than Albert Einstein but as gorgeous as Helen of Troy.
• This girl is NO way affiliated with Lindsay Lohan. Lohan simply stole this girl's name.

--It's true. It's in the dictionary and everything.

2. Your age? 27

The age all rock stars die at. Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, James Dean, River Phoenix.

--It's a darn good thing I'm not a rock star.

3. What should you be doing? Jogging

It's a new fad. Apparently, you just run...for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

--Wild isn't how I would describe it. Ugh.


4. Favorite color? Green

Green is a color made of blue and yellow.

--Confession: This was not the first definition of "green." If you search it, you'll know why.


5. Birthplace? Kansas

The 34th State admitted to the United States of America. Known for wheat, brilliant skies, and flat lands. Contrary to popular belief, people who live in Kansas do receive power, internet, and water. Kansas is the home of the University of Kansas, arguably one of the best teams in the NCAA.

--Again, true. Rock Chalk Jayhawk! Go KU!!


6. Month of your birthday? November

The best month of the year! Snow, getting ready for Christmas, celebrating Thanksgiving, and having Thanksgiving break.

--Gee. I wonder how old the author of this definition was?

7. Last person you texted? Contact #115

Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements Coem: "kind, gentle, handsome" and Gein "Birth." Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is held the Patron Saint of Dublin.

--You think I'm naming names for the entire internets to see? Sorry folks. No can do. :)

8. One of your nicknames? Muffin

A sympathetic nickname for someone.

--Riveting.

9. What are you doing this weekend? Bridesmaid Dress Shopping

The act of going out and buying stuff.

--Again, riveting.

10. Random word: Snorgle

To Snorgle is to snuggle a cute item in a matter meant to drink in, or experience it's overwhelming cuteness. Imagine picking up a cute puppy and sticking your face down into it's furriness and snorgling it up. See Cute Overload.

--I could use a good snorg, actually. Volunteers?







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