Thursday, May 21, 2009

What Alarm Clock?


< .sarcasm. >
I love it when I oversleep! < /sarcasm >


I didn't wake up until 7:40am this morning. I have to be at work by 8:15am 8:00am...which means I have to leave my driveway no later than 8:05am 7:50am. What does 10 minutes of time to get ready, take my Elderberry (can't be getting Swine Flu!), and make my breakfast mean?


It means the boys at work do not get "pretty
Lins" today. They get "I-had-10-minutes-to-get-ready-and-7-of-those-minutes-were-occupied-by-Elderberry-consumption-and-PB&J-making Lins." Aren't they lucky!?

You can just imagine the sheer hotness that is radiating off of me at this very moment.

My poor coworkers. Those boys have to deal with me looking like this...


Instead of like this. (Obviously what I normally look like. Obviously.)


Those poor, dear Moodles. I do hope they'll manage.

7 comments:

Whitney said...

You crack me up!

Musings of the Mrs. said...

I have the same 10 minute type commute and have shown up with mismatched socks, ponytail hair and forgotten deoderant more than once. What's wrong with us?

Oh, and my name is Lindsay too.

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LWLH said...

lol..I def. wake up looking that first picture..such a shame..lol

Jessica said...

FYI: I totally had the same amount of time to get ready this morning...and I completely know what you mean!

jmt said...

LOL
I love it. I can't imagine ever looking LESS than either of those pictures. Honestly. I'm *always* done, made, and ready. *ahem*